As Force India passes McLaren in the WDC, they roll down the window and ask: “Old chap, How do you get this Rambler ouuut offf second gear???!!!”
Plug your noses and cash those checks, I guess, guys!
GRO-GRO’s gotta hold onto this feeling as long as he can. Kimi’s gonna work his Abu Dhabi magic again, right? Unless Romain really does rock the enchanted flip-flops! Gasp!
Funky boss, funky boss, funky boss, funky boss. . . . GET OFF MY BACK! Fine! I’ll let fucking Grosjean and his fucking new tyres by. Hey, how ’bout I let Perez by, too? GET OFF MY BACK!
Bernie to all drivers from Russia: “If you are so able to, you can do it!”
(I’m assuming that everyone in F1 (except for Mercedes) has phones that are so technologically advanced that they can handle four-minute videos as a ringtone.)
In fairness, I bet this is Bernie’s ringtone for A LOT of people and places.
I couldn’t find a song titled “I Know What Side My Bread’s Buttered On” or “I’m Not Fucking Stupid (I Need That Russian Money Bad Blues)” or “Have You Seen Petra’s Fucking Mortgage Payments?”.
Don’t go back to New Orleans, Ross!
It would make me really happy if Fernando based his whole driving aesthetic on some mad RZA beats and a Cliff’s Notes version of Samurai Theory.
There is surely nothing other than the single purpose of the moment. A man’s whole life is a succession of moment after moment. If one fully understands the present moment, there is nothing left to do, and nothing else to pursue.
When one has made a decision to kill (pass! I mean pass) a person, even if it will be very difficult to succeed by advancing straight ahead, it will not do to think about doing it in a long, roundabout way. One’s heart may slacken, he may miss his chance, and by and large there will be no success. The Way of the Samurai is one of immediacy, and it is best to dash in headlong.
There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything.
Our bodies are given life from the midst of nothingness. Existing where there is nothing is the meaning of the phrase “Form is emptiness.” That all things are provided for by nothingness is the meaning of the phrase “Emptiness is form.” One should not think that these are two separate things.
I don’t have a problem with you fucking me, but I got a little problem with you not fuckin’ me. I say, “Hey! Hulky! Baby, I gotchya money!”