Yes, folks! It can’t win races, but it can dial a phone!
No, really: what’s he building in there?! HOW DOES HE DO IT?!!!?!!???? It’s MAKING US CRAZY!!!!
NIco! They don’t care how heavy or how skinny!
If you try to knock me you’ll get mocked
I’ll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees’ll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Buxton! Zigging and zagging all over the paddock! Buxton! He’s got that headgear on! Buxton! In the trenches! Buxton! By the banks and banks of humming machinery! Buxton! Secretly F1’s heir to the Sam Posey’s Poetry Merit Badge! Buxton! Bang On!!!!!!!