This one goes out to the only F1 Driver who was all, “This is my fucking number. It’s the same number I had last year. This number business is bullshit. Seven, motherfuckers. Fucking deal”
If Prince wasn’t such a control freak when it came to his shit being on youtube, I’d’ve use his “Seven” which, what with the maniacal laughter and the dope beats and the allusions to epic, god-like ownage, seems more “Kimi” than even Kimi. But, this They Might Be Giants song is really cute!
In fairness, I bet this is Bernie’s ringtone for A LOT of people and places.
No, really: what’s he building in there?! HOW DOES HE DO IT?!!!?!!???? It’s MAKING US CRAZY!!!!
If you try to knock me you’ll get mocked
I’ll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees’ll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Buxton! Zigging and zagging all over the paddock! Buxton! He’s got that headgear on! Buxton! In the trenches! Buxton! By the banks and banks of humming machinery! Buxton! Secretly F1’s heir to the Sam Posey’s Poetry Merit Badge! Buxton! Bang On!!!!!!!