A Secret History of the Mercedes Split-Turbo

After thinking about it for two years, the first guy who realized it just might work:

Reaction GIF: smile

 When they figured out how well it worked:

Reaction GIF: clapping, confetti, Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
The guy at Mercedes who still doesn’t quite understand the spilt-turbo even though people have explained it to him, like, four times:
Reaction GIF: what?, confused, Mark Wahlberg

 but then he kinda figured it out:

Reaction GIF: whoa, wow, Keanu Reeves, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

 

Mercedes watching all the other teams trying to figure out what the fuck Mercedes had figured out:
Reaction GIF: popcorn, Michael Jackson
Paddy Lowe to the guy who figured it all out:
Reaction GIF: approval
Everyone who is so happy that Mercedes has ended Red Bull’s total dominance:
Reaction GIF: clapping

 

But then we realized that meant we’d have to watch Hammy win a lot:
Reaction GIF: whoa, laugh, what the fuck?, horrified, baby

 

 

 

Advertisements

F1 Pre-Season Testing GIF Recap!

Red Bull!

Reaction GIF: facepalm, disappointed, Conan O'Brien
Reaction GIF: whoa, horrified
Reaction GIF: horrified, angry, Will Forte, MacGruber
Reaction GIF: no, sad, Oprah Winfrey
Mercedes!
Reaction GIF: sneaky, Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants
McLaren!
Reaction GIF: happy, Lilo & Stitch
Reaction GIF: wink, Tom Hiddleston, Loki, The Avengers
Lotus!
Reaction GIF: what?, Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes
Reaction GIF: laugh, Joe Biden
Reaction GIF: despair, Rowan Atkinson
Force India!
Reaction GIF: don't know, don't care, Matt LeBlanc, Joey Tribbiani, Friends
Reaction GIF: oh you, smile, Ben Stiller, Zoolander
Reaction GIF: approval, not bad, thumbs up
Williams!
Reaction GIF: yes, fuck yeah, Seann William Scott, Old School
 Reaction GIF: okay, thumbs up, Emma Stone
Reaction GIF: fuck yeah, excited, Donald Faison, Zach Braff, Scrubs
Marussia!
Reaction GIF: yes, okay, nod, Will Forte, MacGruber
Reaction GIF: fuck yeah, Jim Carrey, Dumb & Dumber
Ferrari!
Reaction GIF: pleased, smile, sunglasses, Jamie Foxx, Django Unchained
Reaction GIF: contemplating, William Powell
Sauber!
Reaction GIF: excited, Chevy Chase, Community
Reaction GIF: fuck yeah, approval, Jennifer Lawrence
Toro Rosso!
Reaction GIF: disappointed, sad, Up
Reaction GIF: suspicious, confused, David Tennant

Como Se Dice “Mentiroso”?

Thanks to autosport.com for the link.

“I don’t regret anything at all,” explained the Mexican. “If they told me before we signed I would be in this position I would have definitely [still] signed with the best team.

Sergio Perez

You can, in fact, hide your lying eyes.

“For me, McLaren is the best team and after joining the team I am so happy. I prefer to be in this position with McLaren than at any other team and winning.”

PER: I fucking regret everything I’ve done since Hamilton confided in me – at the F1 Semana Santa Party – that he was thinking about leaving McLaren for Mercedes and I started thinking, “Well, if that dumb lymie bolts like the fresa he is, I’m on that shit like flies on carne colgando en el mercado!” And, sonofabitch, if it didn’t work. So, here I am, at McLaren and, dios mio, does their car mamar! Riiight, I’d rather here than with with any other team and winning. I’d rather be cantando Oaxaca, than having to smile while spewing this bullshit about being happy. I’m going to need to do, like, five miercoles locos at Christine’s in Ixtapa and make out with, like, 14 ugly gringas to get over this shit and we are only two races in. At least with Sauber, it was all “Can you believe how well Perez is doing with Sauber?!”. Ya la cargaste, Martin.