Bowzer, Translated

Hey, Metric System! You make no sense! Everybody’s runnin’ around, saying, “Three kilos of fuel! Three kilos!” I don’t know what the fuck a ‘kilo’ is. I know 50’s pop hits, broad comedy and the sad, early days of VH1. I switched the thingy from ‘kg’ to ‘oz’ and put in 3. Job done!