Yep, and all you fuckers were all, “Oh, no: Windows ME will be a total upgrade from 98! And I was all, “EEEEyyeah, maybe we should wait ’til XP comes out. ‘It’ll be more user-friendly!’ You said. ‘It’s more stable!’ You said. Fucking idiots. You know what? Any dumbass who upgraded to Windows ME? You can run Button’s fucking Twitter! I’m fucking sick of turning down marriage requests from all the fangirls!”